We have another “Old Maid” deck to add to the survey.  This one is from the Whitman Publishing Company: there’s no date, but it’s fairly early in the illustrious career of the Old Maid brigade.  It was hard to choose, but I’ve picked Mr. I. Never for his unusual anatomy and coloration.

And here’s the Old Maid:

There is yet another Old Maid on the rules card; so I’ll add her to the gallery:

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If you’re so smart, how come you’re not intelligent?

Children hate everything they learn in school.  Perhaps we should re-institute school prayer.

Beat the drum and sound the trumpet!
Take the garbage out and dump it!

The penny is unique, currency worth so little it’s liminal: a financial schwa.

a book whose text negates itself as you read

Let’s demonize angels.

Connect the don’ts.

Why do we say “mere coincidence,” but not “mere causality”?

Yes, I’m wrestling with my demons, but they started it.

Objecting to music copied by hand, rather than by computer, is like objecting to food cooked in an oven rather than a microwave.

Don’t howl at the moon; how would you like it if it howled at you?

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Cold weather is here; now is the time to relax in a comfortable chair with a hot beverage.  May we recommend the Ullage Group Toddy?  It’s a simple drink: ginger tea, honey, and brandy.  We cannot guarantee that we were the first to combine those ingredients (ginger and brandy are, after all, soulmates), but we recommend it anyway.

The best results come from real ginger and real honey.  However, if you’re lazy (and laziness and toddies do go together), you can easily substitute ginger-honey crystals.  These convenient packets are available both with and without sugar; I prefer the unsugared, but you may differ.  My favorite brandy is mirabelle, made with the tasty little plums from the Lorraine; but ginger and honey overpower all other flavors, so I suggest spiking the cup with something less pricey.

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Parker Brothers put out the “Quiz Kids Own Game Box” in 1940, based on the popular radio show.  It contained a variety of educational games: a map puzzle, anagram tiles, a board game, and several card games.  These cards seem to come from some kind of number game.  Unfortunately, the rules are missing from my copy, so you’ll have to make up your own.

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Why are people so fond of positivism? Do they really trust their own senses and intellects?

I have another anecdote that shows my sister’s personality. She was a committed member of the Daughters of the American Revolution; when I mentioned that I thought they were wrong to bar Marian Anderson from Constitution Hall, her response was swift and hostile: “You don’t understand. Segregation was the law. They were upholding the law.”

toxic exotic

Another watershed: I just heard a radio commentator mention the discovery of Moses in the bulrushes, not as a passage in the Bible, but as a scene in the movie The Ten Commandments.

I hope that your amanuensis
Was counted in the latest census.

loggers with lagers

Did reports of angels, devils, gods and heavens come from elders with senile dementia? I also suspect that many folktales began as people simply telling their dreams.

Take back my plateful:
This dinner’s hateful.

One of life’s dirty little secrets: accomplishing something doesn’t necessarily accomplish anything.

The hippo’s mouth is very wide,
But it’s not safe to sit inside.

Does it never occur to Biblical literalists to read stories as parables? Parables are, after all, an ancient genre of religious instruction.

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Gather around, students of “Old Maid,” I have another specimen.  It’s a 1968 version, from Milton Bradley.  The choice was difficult, but I’ve picked “Go Go Gertie” as particularly representative of the year.

And here’s the Old Maid.

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I don’t know much about Prince Robert de Rohan Courtenay.  He was, apparently, a familiar figure in Greenwich Village in the ’50s and ’60s; he claimed a number of grandiose titles, and was said to live in a cheap residential hotel around Times Square.  His name shows up in accounts of parties and funerals (he attended, for example, the services for Joe Gould and Hobo Dan O’Brien).  He was photographed by Diane Arbus, and featured in a portfolio in Harper’s Bazaar (November 1961).

I found some bits about him in an old issue of the Bowery News (#68, December 1960), and offer them here for those who, like me, are intrigued by the often overlooked history of New York City’s bohemian eccentrics.

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The old game of “Authors” was given a different twist in “Bible Authors,” published back in 1895 by the Zondervan Publishing House.  Samuel, Moses, Christ, and others (14 in all) are celebrated in these gray, but lushly ornamented, designs.

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a narrative in which adjectives are used as nouns, and adverbs as verbs

psnack

A blood orange is more appetizing than orange blood.

Possible project: pinback buttons of fruits and vegetables.

a hell-bat with a bell-hat

newscaster flub: “nobody should be reported” for “nobody should be rewarded”

making things whole / making holes in things

Why not uni-task?

The odium of sodium

There’s nothing like a hurdy-gurdy for making a hurly-burly

Do not reject your intuition:
It’s simply part of your condition.

(Posted by Doug Skinner. The sketch is by Wilhelm Busch.)

“Easy 3’s” — a 1959 confection from the Ed-U-Card people — offers a somewhat startling design.  A variety of familiar cartoon characters are depicted in black and white, trisected, against bright color backgrounds.  Once you assemble three of a kind, you can piece together your cartoon pal, much as Isis did Osiris.

The selection of characters is a mixed bag from various King Features strips: Jiggs, Beetle Bailey, Felix, Henry, Dagwood, Wimpy, and Olive Oyl.

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