We had a look earlier at Bodenheim’s fictional portrayal of Edwards.  There’s a more flattering assessment in this putative memoir from 1954, published soon after Bodenheim’s murder.  Since the book was actually written by Samuel Roth and David George Kin, from Bodenheim’s unfinished notes, it’s hard to say who’s responsible for what follows.

At any rate, the book opens with two pages of Bobby:

“During the middle and late twenties in Greenwich Village, many unique characters flourished.  Among them was jaunty, bald, string-bean Bobby Edwards and his cigar-box ukeleles which he made and painted in gaudy abstract designs.  When he was not being impish or professionally clowning, Bobby had a personality so shy that it almost flirted with diffidence.  His alcoholic imbibing was limited to a very occasional glass of beer or wine.”

After a few anecdotes about Edwards’ verbal sparring with hecklers and other Villagers, and an excerpt from his song “The Sultan’s Wives,” the portrait concludes with his response to an admiring (and drunk) young woman, who had staggered onstage to paw him.

“‘Thanks a million,’ Bobby replied.  ‘I’d like to tell you how I feel toward you too, darling, but I could only make such a confession privately.’

“‘Privately?  Why, honey?’

“‘Because the words I would use regarding the exhibition that you’re putting on would be so sore and off color that I couldn’t possibly say them in front of an audience,’ Bobby replied, with his invariable, nicely-balanced and coolly self-possessed grin.

“The tuxedo-clad escort of the girl, who had followed her and was watching close behind with clenched fists, relaxed and hauled his tipsy lady off the floor and back to their table.

“It must not be surmised that Bobby had spoken as he did from any fear of the close-by male.  Men who were deceived by Bobby’s subdued manners and gentlemanly poise and strove to insult, push, or annoy him, promptly felt the hefty sting of his right uppercut or left jab.”

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Another of Edwards’ signature songs was a brief ditty called “One O’Clock.”  According to Ralph Bartholomew’s Souvenir Book of Greenwich Village (1920), it became somewhat of a tradition:

And here is Edwards’ embellished manuscript of his composition:

And, for good measure, here’s a clip of Carmen Borgia and me performing it at a Ukulele Cabaret.  We tried to give it that full 1 am flavor.

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Clement Wood contributed two booklets about Greenwich Village to the long-running series of Little Blue Books published by Haldeman-Julius.  The first, Bohemian Life in N.Y.’s Greenwich Village (1926), describes several of the area’s personalities, mostly in rather peevish style.  He’s none too keen on Edwards, but, as he admits, it may be his own fault.

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Edwards not only played cigar box ukes; he made and sold them.  His first efforts, I believe, were created for a production number in a revue.  They were brightly painted (the Edwards color sense was always loud); and, judging from contemporary accounts, sounded pretty good.

I’ve often wondered if any of those instruments survive.  So far, I’ve found nothing.  Meanwhile, here are some of his designs.  He often decorated his scores and drawings with uke sketches; he even put one on the front cover of The Quill.  The ones following are from his 1917 Song Book.

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In 1922, Edwards appeared in the revue “A Fantastic Fricassee.”  Alexander Woollcott, then drama critic for the New York Times, singled him out as one of the highlights:

“An enchanting little marionette show and some diverting lyrics by one Robert Edwards, said to be the Greenwich Village cut-up — those two items constitute the oases in the proceedings instituted last evening at the Greenwich Village Theatre…

“Mr. Edwards, faithful to the village in that he carries a ukulele and wears a bit of rustic shirting, has several charming songs.  There is one done in the manner of an Arabian lament which runs something like this:

“The Sultan’s wives
Have got the hives
Oh, Allah, be merciful!
The Sultan’s laundress
Has the jaundice,
Oh, Allah, be reasonable!

“And then he had another elegiac piece.  It avers that he wearies of ‘Greenwich Village flappers in their dirty batik wrappers,’ and is sung in memory of a ‘sweetie from Tahiti.'”

This production, by the way, was also noted for featuring the young Jeanette MacDonald; and for being prevented from appearing before the inmates at Sing Sing, due its underdressed dance numbers.

A few years before that, Edwards performed in the first edition of the “Greenwich Village Follies,” which went on to become more commercial (and to have less and less to do with the Village) in its later incarnations. Again, the Times (this time an anonymous critic) gave particular attention to Edwards (7/16/19):

“There were several specialty numbers that made a hit last night. Cecil Cunningham was on twice with songs, and Bobby Edwards, who may be described as the real Greenwich Villager in the ‘Greenwich Village Follies,’ made musical comments aided by a well-tamed toy guitar. Each had a hard time getting off the stage.”

I assume that the last sentence meant that Edwards was called back for encores, not he overstayed his welcome. And note that the representative of the paper of record couldn’t identify a cigar-box uke; it was ever thus.

Edwards was the M.C. in this show; his big number was “Why Be an Industrial Slave When You Can Be Crazy?”

(Posted by Doug Skinner. The self-portrait with adoring fans is from his 1917 Song Book.)

Edwards shows up as a character in this rackety 1933 novel by that other (and considerably darker) Village personality, Maxwell Bodenheim.  Despite the fictional name Bodenheim bestows on our troubadour, this may be an accurate description of Edwards at work.  The lyrics, at any rate, are lifted from genuine Edwards songs.

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Much to my surprise, I found this charcoal sketch at the flea market last weekend.  The artist, Edward C. Caswell, frequently sketched Village subjects.  Edwards is seen here as a sidewalk sketch artist at an outdoor art show.  A note accompanied it: “This was drawn in Macdougal Alley and Macdougal St.  Bobby had just told me to get back a little as I might be in the way of possible sitters.  When I remarked that he could raise the price, he replied that he would rather make portraits at 85c than none for 1.00!”

The sketch is undated, but my uneducated guess is that it’s from sometime in the ’30s.

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I’ve long been interested in the career of Bobby Edwards, who played and made ukuleles in Greenwich Village in the ‘teens and ‘twenties, and established himself as one of the Village’s most conspicuous and colorful personalities.

I haven’t been able to dig up much biographical information.  I know that he was born in Buffalo in 1879, and died in New York City in 1948.  He graduated from Harvard in 1901, and attended Chase Art School; and worked for a while as an illustrator.  He then settled in the Village to pursue a merry, disorganized career as a sometime artist, performer and writer — and full-time Bohemian.  He advertised himself as “Maker of the Ukalyptos, Second Cousin of the Ukulele.  Painting, Poetry, Movie Acting, Music, Singing, Illustrating and General Art Work Neatly Done.  Also Contracts Taken to Make Restaurants Famous.  Terms for Singing at Parties on Application.  Also Portrait Photography.”

He edited the quintessential Village magazine, The Quill (from which the above promotion was taken), and filled its pages with verses, songs, gossip, and photos of his cats romping through his famously cluttered studio.  He also contributed to The Masses, Broadway Brevities, and other periodicals.

But he was best known for his performances in clubs and revues, where he sang his comic songs, strumming a brightly painted cigar box uke.  He not only made the uke himself, but turned out others to sell to tourists.

His signature tune was “The Greenwich Village Epic,” a sprawling satire which apparently everyone then living in the Village added to.  (I posted all the verses I could find, as well as the official Edwards history of it, back here on 3/30/10.)

He was a somewhat controversial figure: many entrenched Villagers were serious artists, and bridled at his frivolity, and at his promotion of the Village as a Boho playground.

In the next few posts, I’ll air some of the material I’ve collected on him.  Ukulele and Village history buffs, watch this space!

(Posted by Doug Skinner.  The first photo is taken from The Song Book of Robert Edwards (1917); the second from Souvenir Book of Greenwich Village (by Ralph Bartholomew, 1920).)

Parker Brothers published “Hidden Titles”; as usual, there’s no date.  It contains thirty cards, “representing many different geographical titles in pictures.”  I like its flamboyant lettering and deft charcoal sketches.

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2-D glasses

“Symmetry” and “cemetery” are fitting homonyms: what is more moribund than the mirrored bilateral?

Coin new words; otherwise, you’re just cooking with leftovers.

a single signal

The best way to be offensive is to be strongly defensive.

I cannot recall my christening;
I suppose I wasn’t listening.

bad bon bons: mauvais mauvais

With animation, you don’t have to look at actors.

Since the map is not the territory, let us treat it as independent, with no pretense at representation. Maps are beautiful, as long as you don’t expect them to guide you.

a starling named Stella

Horses must get somewhat addled,
Once they’re bridled, shod, and saddled.

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