If you’re so smart, how come you’re not intelligent?

Children hate everything they learn in school.  Perhaps we should re-institute school prayer.

Beat the drum and sound the trumpet!
Take the garbage out and dump it!

The penny is unique, currency worth so little it’s liminal: a financial schwa.

a book whose text negates itself as you read

Let’s demonize angels.

Connect the don’ts.

Why do we say “mere coincidence,” but not “mere causality”?

Yes, I’m wrestling with my demons, but they started it.

Objecting to music copied by hand, rather than by computer, is like objecting to food cooked in an oven rather than a microwave.

Don’t howl at the moon; how would you like it if it howled at you?

(Posted by Doug Skinner)