You too can make your dreams come true: just leave the house without your pants.

Don’t ridicule the mockingbird.

To sell your story,
Make it gory.

I’m tired of being downtrodden; I want to be uptrodden.

It’s difficult to understand
Why we don’t live in Wonderland.

So much trouble could have been avoided, if Jesus had only said, “Non serviam!”

Idleness is its own reward.

You say you had no surgery?
I’m sorry, but that’s perjury.

cynics about civics

Yes, my glass is half-full; but it’s all backwash.

We wander through the clover,
And then suddenly it’s over.

(Posted by Doug Skinner)