Don’t sing from the heart; use your lungs.

splilt

Maybe your snap judgment
Was just a crap judgment.

Asemic acrostics: Many enthusiasts have found acrostics in Shakespeare and other writers; we can also find acrostics that do not spell out words, giving us a hidden message without linguistic significance.

a pen that forms a line by eating away the paper

Be still, my spleen.

My carrot has a stick in it.

re-usable garbage bags

dirtergent

Simplified Scrabble: Each player gets one tile. Each rolls the dice, then advances the tile the number of spaces indicated. The first to reach the end wins.

Unicycle, bicycle, tricycle — where will it all end?

(Posted by Doug Skinner. The picture is anonymous, from an old children’s book.)