If you leave the house without your pants, where will you put your keys?

golf without clubs

Salt is best enjoyed at room temperature.

The beauty of the little lamb
Is that it doesn’t give a damn.

Nobody ever lost money by finding money.

Science still can’t create an ineffective placebo.

a globe with Mercator projection

No true Scotsman will invoke “no true Scotsman.”

Rich people need the government, because it’s the government that issues the money.

Don’t drop the child; you’ll break its head.
Go throw it in the lake instead.

to halt to a different drummer

(Posted by Doug Skinner. The illustration is by R. B. Birch.)