Observation is obfuscation.

The umbrella protects rain from humans.

musk scum

a broadcaster’s pleonasm: “constitutional rights according to the Constitution”

Birds of a feather fight together.

cartons of cartoons

A drawing is less successful the more it resembles its subject; fiction the more it resembles fact.

white noise from a wet nose

To gauge the social acceptability of your behavior, simply imagine how the characters on a TV sitcom would respond to it.

Music need not be aural: it can be a musical drawing, an unperformable score, imprecise instructions.

When my work makes no sensation,
That’s my proper compensation.
When my work makes little sense,
That’s the reader’s recompense.

(Posted by Doug Skinner. Drawing by Edgar Kellar.)