a narrative in which adjectives are used as nouns, and adverbs as verbs

psnack

A blood orange is more appetizing than orange blood.

Possible project: pinback buttons of fruits and vegetables.

a hell-bat with a bell-hat

newscaster flub: “nobody should be reported” for “nobody should be rewarded”

making things whole / making holes in things

Why not uni-task?

The odium of sodium

There’s nothing like a hurdy-gurdy for making a hurly-burly

Do not reject your intuition:
It’s simply part of your condition.

(Posted by Doug Skinner. The sketch is by Wilhelm Busch.)