a crossword puzzle in which each word is in a different language

I’ve often, when it comes to art, felt
You bore me with your mawkish “heart-felt.”
I’d rather hear the thoughts your mind thought:
Forget your “feelings”; get behind thought.

Dammit, Jesus; now I have to wash my hair in zinfandel.

a neglected form: bawdy haiku

Were mermaids only manatees?
Men make mistakes when sailing seas.

the internet: the CB radio of the future

We are not, physiologically, carnivores: we have neither the teeth nor claws of a predator; we lack the short intestine of a carnivore. Meat consumption, particularly at the usual American dosage, is linked to heart disease, colon cancer, diabetes, and other illnesses. Why, then, do so many proponents of “intelligent design” eat meat?

processionals of professionals

I would hate to be a stripper
Having trouble with her zipper.

You just think you’re being objective.

Needless to say, [deleted].

(Posted by Doug Skinner)