When an irresistible force meets an immovable object, let someone else deal with it.

Well, of course it burst: it was a bubble.

Guy Debord noted that Surrealist techniques had been co-opted by the advertising business: automatic writing became unedited “brainstorming.”  Similarly, early experiments in computer-generated poetry led to the composition of spam.

Hey, look everybody!  I’m invisible!

Two plus two doesn’t equal four, you asshole!  One plus three equals four!

If you read a newspaper, you have to buy it; but if you buy a newspaper, you don’t have to read it.

I’m still bitter: I’m no quitter.

To be respected as an artist, you must make money.  The best way to make money is to sell entertainment for teenagers.  Therefore, you will enjoy a better reputation if you don’t make work for adults.

Where have all our struggles gotten us?
And what’s more, they’ve been monotonous.

Yes, my dog bites, but only other people.

Plump the pillow,
Fluff the blanket.
My head’s dizzy:
Time to bank it.

(Posted by Doug Skinner)