I just heard a politician on the radio, saying that the election is not about fundraising, but about the heart and soul of the party.

Those aren’t really dioramas
They’re just holes in your pajamas

ouija scrabble: messages from spirits are awarded points by letter

The American diet: Yesterday I saw a man walking down the street with a slice of pizza in one hand and an ice cream cone in the other.

make instruments from instrument cases

Never underestimate
Man’s capacity for hate

I’m always happy to meet someone who hates math. By the way, can you give me two twenties for a ten?

When life gives you lemons, you save a dollar.

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sh(a)red

We cannot trust our brain or senses:
Nature, much like Señor Wences,
Says all’s difficult for us —
Especially if we make a fuss
About our nervous system, which
Will, all too often, bait and switch.

(Posted by Doug Skinner.  The illustration is by Benito Jacovitti.)