flat spoons, for easier packing and shipping

“I’ll say,” he said.

Now you see it, now you’d rather not.

write a piece of music for an instrument that doesn’t exist

two negatives make a positive: crossed minus signs make a plus sign

a broadcaster’s malapropism: “casting aspirations”

palaminomony

Did you see that little face
Peeping from your bouillabaisse?

windows with reducing lenses, to make the surroundings seem more spacious

What’s the right answer to this question?

Oranges and lemons
Say the bells of St. Clemens
Lemons and oranges
Say the bells of
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(Posted by Doug Skinner)