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An Ullage Dozen (39): Bonbonfire

March 14th, 2011 · 3 Comments

transparent venetian blinds

As finance and communication become exclusively digital, two unexpected casualties: stamps and coins.

ice in the shape of flames

suits with two pairs of pants; shirts with three sleeves?

smorgasmortgage

Why plastic wood, but no wooden plastic?

a globe aquarium, with opaque land and clear oceans, so tiny fish will seem like sea monsters

Is that glass 1/16 full, or 15/16 empty?

What a nasty little aye-aye!
Why’d he have to target my eye?

a Gideon Bible that contains a picture of Darwin on a spring, that pops up when the book is opened

aspirin in muted colors, for those times when white is too bright

(Posted by Doug Skinner)

Tags: Education

3 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Angela // Mar 15, 2011 at 8:32 am

    darwin on a spring…. of course.

  • 2 Doug // Mar 15, 2011 at 9:53 am

    I have installed him; he wiggles when he pops up.

  • 3 Angela // Mar 16, 2011 at 8:32 pm

    He’s wonderful!!!