the metric fork: ten tines

If you feel the need to barf,
Hit the sidewalk, not your scarf.

tea-flavored coffee

a lenticular dollar bill, so Washington can change expression

falling awake

Since newspapers and napkins are both disposable, why not combine them into one product?

Stop watching the stopwatch!

to discourage moths, a sweater made of moth wings

restaurant chairs fitted with whoopie cushions, to spare actual farters embarrassment

to insure privacy, a door that can’t be opened

the voodoo doll wax museum: stick pins in hated celebrities

(Posted by Doug Skinner)