We found a toxin!
Sound the tocsin!

It’s always disturbing to see a pigeon pecking at fried chicken.

a parrot mimicking a man mimicking a parrot

coins shaped like puzzle pieces, so you can assemble them to make a dollar

At the diner, a waiter asked a customer what kind of cheese he wanted on his cheeseburger. “What do you mean, what kind of cheese?” the man snapped. “Regular cheese!”

a Phillips head hammer

You said, “This isn’t a game!” You lose!

for the blind who can’t afford a guide dog: a cane that barks

shoes that dispense bread crumbs, so you won’t get lost

The Rapture already happened; nobody made the cut.

Stay away from all that’s trendy,
If you want to be my friendy.

(Posted by Doug Skinner)