.Why shouldn’t a frog fall from the sky? Does it have something better to do?
divested of vistas
It isn’t wise to buy or sell a
Lot of eggs with salmonella.
The artist sees art as the true business of life. The audience sees art as a diversion from the true business of life. There will be misunderstandings.
another newscaster slip: “leaphole” for “loophole”
Why does my phone have a camera, but no can-opener?
Animals don’t really have a kingdom, and aren’t really organized on a tree: those are human filing systems. Visualizing them with a different model — a series of interlocking rings, for example — is a quick way to rinse out your beliefs.
Don’t eat that shiny sheet of mica!
It’s not a food! Do you have pica?
Her entrance did not entrance us.
I said, “A word to the wise is –“; oh, skip it.
I can’t build castles in the air;
I have to wash my underwear.
(Posted by Doug Skinner. The sketch is by Thackeray.)
3 responses so far ↓
1 Gail // Sep 1, 2010 at 9:05 pm
I grew up with the campaign of the “pica balloon” as a youngster………….and I say that your poetry regarding this is “sterling”……you get the metallic “golden cup” award
2 Gail // Sep 1, 2010 at 9:07 pm
unfortunately, I have difficulty achieving my own very personal castle…….as I must design crass costume jewelry to purchase cheap underwear for myself and my husband; which we also wash ourselves.
3 Angela // Sep 7, 2010 at 9:23 am
Bible Flip Book Idea: Colored dot stickers that bounce all over the page and change size…maybe draw little arms and legs on them.