Greater longevity has multiplied our problems; fortunately, scientists are working to make life shorter.

Do these pints make me look fat?

The Mona Lisa isn’t smiling; she’s smirking.

A woman once accused me of limiting my audience by making obscure references: I had mentioned Nostradamus.

maggot nuggets

Of course there’s a hole in the ground; where else would it be?

We have, at great trouble and expense, developed an enormously complicated society in which almost everyone is miserable.  It sounds impossible; but, by jingo, we did it!

Why read fiction?  Non-fiction usually contains enough misinformation to slake your thirst for lies.

Filter your philtres.

Here you see a pretty flower, named for Mamie Eisenhower.

Peanut butter always reminds me of earwax.

(Posted by Doug Skinner)