The Air at the Top of the Bottle

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An Ullage Dozen (1): From the Ullage Group Workshop

February 4th, 2010 · 2 Comments

Why are humans so fond of rectangles?  They’re rare in nature, but we use them for everything.

Feeling in a funky mood?  Try a little monkey food.

Rock & roll purists insist you should never use more than three chords.  If you use more, do you have to wear a scarlet 4 on your shirt?

Not all superstitions are foolish; it is, in fact, good luck to find a $20 bill.

When in doubt, doubt.

Never eat anything you wouldn’t put in your mouth.

In a monetized society, work earns money, and leisure costs money.  Activities that neither earn nor spend are stigmatized.


Government without religion is like a lunatic without a knife.

You made your bed; now lie about it.

The penny shows Lincoln’s head; shouldn’t the other coins show the rest of him?

(Posted by Doug Skinner)

Tags: Education

2 responses so far ↓

  • 1 angela // Feb 5, 2010 at 10:56 am

    who wouldn’t want a quarter with Lincoln’s belly on it?

  • 2 angela // Feb 8, 2010 at 10:29 am

    more of these please.

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