Why are humans so fond of rectangles?  They’re rare in nature, but we use them for everything.

Feeling in a funky mood?  Try a little monkey food.

Rock & roll purists insist you should never use more than three chords.  If you use more, do you have to wear a scarlet 4 on your shirt?

Not all superstitions are foolish; it is, in fact, good luck to find a $20 bill.

When in doubt, doubt.

Never eat anything you wouldn’t put in your mouth.

In a monetized society, work earns money, and leisure costs money.  Activities that neither earn nor spend are stigmatized.

(T)OUCH

Government without religion is like a lunatic without a knife.

You made your bed; now lie about it.

The penny shows Lincoln’s head; shouldn’t the other coins show the rest of him?

(Posted by Doug Skinner)